Monday, 29 August 2011

Thou shalt not bringeth a Spoon for Thy lunch. Thou shalt bringeth a Carrot

When you're old and sclerotic like me and your best friend's name is Alzheimer, you will often need to improvise. For example when you're in the middle of nowhere, it's lunchtime, you have a nice box full of rice and very small bits of vegetables, and you realize you didn't bring a spoon... In this post I'll show you how it's done.

When you forget basic things like utensils for your lunch, you gotta improvise.

Stage one... bite your veggie.

Stage two... bite it a bit more.

Stage three... shovel your rice and veggies up with your improvised veggie-spoon.

Stage four... eat up.

Repeat until the contents of your lunch box are successfully transferred into your stomach.

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